Music Journalists are mainly scum of the earth, talentless would-be tastemakers, trend-jumping purveyors of hackney'd quips. Cunts, basically. They are worthless poseurs, sycophants of the highest degree, bitter and jaded in their semen-stained briefs, and I can also out-drink any of them. Bring it on fuckers! This is you:



But sometimes, some of them are nice and have good taste, ie:

Zark Behida - Isis made it into the Top 20 albums of 2005 in Tinyvoices. They even say that it's the best electronic release they heard all last year. Too bad their website topped my "worst scrolling mechanism of 2005" list! I doubt many people or chicks can figure out how to use that thing to get down to where they talk about my cd, guys....pls fix.

Prior to that, Tinyvoices.co.uk did a pretty cool review of Isis: link. Check it out, they go: "But like all virtuosic use of genre formulae, further listens make more and more sense; the internal logic of the music becomes native to the listener and a new way of listening is learned. This is the best kind of music, this limitation-bending way of composition." Ha ha, yes, totally. I couldn't agree more.

Zark B compared favourably to heavy metal juggernauts Meshuggah in this review, penned by the not-at-all-similar-to-the-above-drawing S.Lalla.

Zark Behida gets the Splendidzine treatment here. There is a long-winded editorial preamble...skip it.

Splendid Magazine sort of underhandedly calls Sabres High "redundant" yet "good". Look at who wrote it. I know someone with the same name but it's not him - this guy lives in like Kansas or some place. It totally sounds like a review the guy I know would write though. So weird...

The Cyclic Defrost calls Sabres High "nothing short of compelling" So true.

Zark Behida gets 86/100 on We Love Musique. Nice.

UK-based British music snob / wank mag The Wire reviewed Sabres High. I bought the fucking thing for $15 (no free cd) and scanned it. Pretty good review - I think they gave me a 7/4!!

I found this weird one (under "Cd Reviews", like a 5th of the way down) on the internets. Repeating loops eh? You don't say....

Montreal Hour reviews Sabres High.

thing about me in the Montreal Mirror.

live review from Montreal Nightlife.

And here is a review of the Sabres High CD on Welovemusique.com.

interview on Mtldnb.com